4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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