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a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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