so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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