I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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