im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
