This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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