You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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