i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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