Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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