How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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