check it out our google latitudes are spooning
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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