dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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