You work out of a Hotel?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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