we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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