What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
now i know why i became what i already was.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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