people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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