3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
if only i could text you this smell
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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