i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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