Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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