A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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