If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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