on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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