Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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