We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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