Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
