just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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