take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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