Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT