why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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