You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
All the doctor said was why
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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