To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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