In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Randomize
