I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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