is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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