cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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