Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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