Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Randomize
