I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Randomize
