I think I died a long time ago.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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