im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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