Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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