The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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