I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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