There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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