Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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