so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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