I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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