I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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