could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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