we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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