What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Say something about gay babies.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her facebook's as public as her vagina
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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