Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
