He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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