It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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