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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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