i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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