Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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