My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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