so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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